If you're dumb enough to give a dollar to this yutz for web page design, then I hope you go for the $500 javascript option, have 15 sections at $100 bucks each, and have him modify two or three logos with Microfost Paintbrush at $200 each. You deserve to be taken to the bank!

Check out the "Visit the Dragon" section. Listen to "The Dragon" speak if you've never heard a 50 year old high school html dork who is looking for love (in ALL the wrong places) talk about himself.

The Dragon claims he's "never been accused of being unarmed in a battle of wits," but that's probably because he keeps his Dungeons and Dragons or He-Man sword with him at all times.