"My name is Chip... I'm 25, egotistical, controlling, and self-indulgent. One of my favorite things to do is make fun of others, so I fit right into this Worst of the Web™ criticism deal. It's kinda cool how that works out, eh? I've been online since 1989 and have watched the net evolve from simply e-mail, FTP, and telnet to what it is today. In other words, I'm rather qualified to handle this position. You got a problem with that, huckleberry?"
"Anything that contains the prefix 'cyber' (it reminds me of things being 'Smurfy'), blink tags, and the creme de la creme of all, anyone using the ridiculous cliche 'information superhighway.'"
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