Ya know how 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince' has a symbol for his name?

Yeah. Hey, I follow ya. This fart artist needs to replace his name with a symbol too. No, no! An appropriate SOUND!!! You could make a sound instead of having to use a picture.

But newscast anchors always have to pronounce foreign words with native accents. To what lengths would they go to in order to authentically reproduce the sound? Poor cameramen...