Oho! Another dork using that "cool" blood that every dumbass has on their web page! it should be dripping CRAP instead! That would be more original AND fit the page better!

Clown spelled with a 'K' huh? Must be one of those white guys who thinks he's black. Jerry Springer, anyone?

The attendance monitor is his idea of the anit-christ? I think we're getting a good idea of the "webmaster's" age!