Hahaha! He talks about the FDA raiding his "business." Stop Alex, you're breakin' my heart! Really! You poor thing!

He keeps pushing the fact that there are "No humans involved" in the affiliate program. Aliens, I'm sure, or is he insinuating that he's an angel?

Respect? Yeah, you want respect because you have such a rough time selling eternal life... Comes with the territory, you little wuss. Hey, why ask for respect? Don't con artists preying on idiots always earn respect in the business world for their credibility?