It's refreshing to see that with all the graphics-based crap floating around the web, there's still somebody willing to go out on the limb to produce a text-based piece of crap...

Amazing...all those words and he still has nothing to say...sorta like a speech by Clinton...

Brilliant use of the italics tag, fella...you're picking up HTML beatifully...now try this for a twist...the bold tag...it really freaks people out....