I feel so naughty now. Tee hee.

While you're slicing the sausages and cucumbers, you'd better fix the banannas, hot dogs, potatoes, turnips, eggplant, zucchini, soda and wine bottles, popsicles, corn on the cob, celery, parsnips, chili peppers, yams, French bread, Butterfinger bars, AND the watermelon.

A boot camp for masturbators... I am SO SURE that the president wants to be e-mailed about this, and evern more certain that Clinton, of all people, is going to denounce masturbation!