That's it...all trekkies should be rounded up, tagged, and zapped with megadoses of electricity if they even think of James T. Kirk...

Wow...what a man! Woo!! Woo!!! um...mhmm..was that me? My bad.

Wow...Captain Kirk looks different without a shirt on...almost, I don't know...um...naked. Yeah. That's it. He looks naked! What a sicko!