If we're going to make use of roadkill, then I think every piece of crap in the world should be put to use...for instance, these guys' brains should be chopped up and used as mulch...

I ate Racoon once...it was good, except a few days later I started getting delusional and foaming at the mouth...but after a few dozen shots to the stomach, I was back to normal...I think.

I bought my mom a coonskin coat a few years back....I'm sure I'll get her to talk to me again soon...