Kind of odd, Jesus doesn’t like the Irish. I thought He was supposed to like all of us!

Well, ladies. He’s 29 which means that he has a good 4 years ahead of him!

What? This loser has to act like he's Jesus to get girls to date him. Not a bad way to get them in the shower to cleans their sins. Hmm, I may have to grow may hair out and get a beard.