I don’t honestly know what to think of this but the entry page almost made me have a seizure! I do want to buy the Black Jesus Action Figure though!

If I came across a homeless man wearing a terry-cloth robe, drinking Colt 45, and preaching about bowel movements I highly doubt that the idea of him being Jesus would cross my mind.

Wow, I think I've seen black Jesus before... He took a big swig from my bottle of gin like it was cool aid. Praise Black Jesus!