It's twisted, demented and gross! I like it!!! Instruction manual "How to Twist Your Turds" included.

Order now and they'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss� Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.

Don't forget their other twisted novelty, "My Stool Sample"... They make perfect gifts for Grandma!