Just like our submitter said... Sex with produce? How far have we fallen when we begin to oogle the slightly overripe Honeydew. I guess if you know anyone who owns one of these, don't eat the fruit salad at his house. Also, stay away from the Creme Brulee if you know what I mean.

Oh my… did I see one of these at Chips house?

uhh... I got it as a gag gift dude. Come on, lay off me. At least I have never used a cherry pie!