Amazing. This simple program about how to be an evil overlord reads a lot like the varied descriptions of the Nixon White House. I love living history.

I would never want to be an evil overlord. Sure it pays well, but the benefits are awful. No paid health care, no paid vacation, not even a company car. It's a joke.

Oh, so THAT'S how to be an evil overlord...and think of all that time I wasted reading Dianetics...