I only make $12/week shootin' deer, why would I spend it all on a haircut when I could spend it on a round of beers for the boys?

Straight from the women of the trailer park "Beer-check, cigarettes-check, no shirt-check, full grown mullet-check. "Okay suga, I'm ready for our date to the Auto-Mechanics Ball."

Do you remember McGyver, now that was a mullet that just wouldn't quit, all these people could learn a leason from him