I view this site like the Jerry Springer show...whenever I get down on myself or feel depressed I go here to find out how truly pathetic life can be...it's actually quite uplifting...

This guy's just bitter because he got turned down as a spokesman for the National Organization of Women...that and not making the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue....

Two words, buddy...inflatable lovedoll...check into it...they're surprisingly good conversationalists.....at least that's what I've heard...or I read it somewhere...yeah that's it...I read it...