Alright! Evil People, Inc. is hiring! I hear they have an awesome benefits package! Those Evil People are pretty good to their employees...

They're looking for Mindless Thugs! Alright! And I thought my lack of intelligence and general stupidity would go to waste...get me an application!

Hey guys, what if I've already sold my soul? Can I sell again? Or do I have to buy back the deed for my soul and resell it to these guys? Or what if I negotiate a trade...I hope they're flexible...