I can't believe anyone would want to celebrate a freak of genetic engineering gone wrong...what's next? A Michael Jackson site?

I had a pair of sock monkeys but one got lost in the wash...now none of my sock monkeys match....

HEY!!! THAT'S MY SOCK MONKEY!!! MR. SOCKY!!! COME HOME!!! THIEF THIEF THIEF!!! MOMMYYYYYY!!!!!