This church is cool, but sunday school sucks. They make you watch reruns of rescue 911 and TJ Hooker all day. That's just asking way too much.

I hear the Germans are banning this church, because Tom Cruise and John Travolta recently converted from Scientology...it's just sad.

Do you need a toupee to join, or is it okay if you're just a member of the hairclub for men?