Why do I get the feeling that this guy's idea of a night on the town is a Big Mac at McDonalds followed by a rash of cow-tippings.

Why are all these people on the web associating cows with silliness? I don't think cows are funny. Cows suffer enough as it is. Lay off already!

Thank God! I was afraid this was going to be another one of those Bovine Pornography Pages we keep coming across. I can't handle seeing another cow in lingerie. I'm vegetarian enough as it is.