This guy makes me miss communism, because gulags were built just for idiots like this...ah, the good old days....

It's so typical to embrace communism once it's dead...it's like how everybody suddenly became a disco fan ten years later. Well, not me! America--love it or leave it.

Check out the "Why I'm Paranoid" section. This guy took the words right out of my mouth...he's probably part of that secret government program to tap into people's brainwaves and feed them an endless series of infomercials subliminally. Scary stuff.