This makes me sick. The only thing I like about Valentine's Day is when it's over...oh yeah, and those little candy hearts that have stuff written on them...I love those.

One way of never being forgotten by a girl--break up with her on Valentine's Day. I'll never forget the girl that did it to me!

I tried to join the Optimists club, but I don't think they're going to let me in. Besides I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!