The most obvious clue that you might be a leprechaun...you find this page amusing. If so, please fly away to fairy land or where ever the hell it is you come from.

HEY! They left out the part about if you use Irish Spring soap!

I met a leprechaun once. He said he was in the IRA and he tried to kidnap me to drive a carbomb. Luckily I got away. Funny thing was, he wasn't short. He was like 6'5" and well armed....Weird.