If someone follows the advice of a piece of toast, they deserve to die a slow painful death.

Hey! This is like my toaster at home, only mine's possessed by an evil spirit. It's always coughing out toast with pentagrams and other satanic symbols on it. I need to get it exorcised.

Hey Melvin, after the exorcism you better pay your bill or your toaster will get repossessed. I've seen it happen, it's not pretty...