Suddenly I have a strange urge to track down the Los Lobos version of "I wanna be like you". Finally a web page that *should* have music playing and it doesn't...

I get that the page has a monkey/ape theme, but aside from that, what is the point of this page? It just seems like a waste of space.

Where to start...text of any sort other than a poll ending in hahahahahahaha? Better colors? Organization of any sort at all?