I think the last thing in the world that would get me horny is a pie made of bull's testicles. Call me crazy.

It sure works on your mom, Buzz....oh, um...at least that's what I heard. From a stranger, I mean a close stranger...oh nevermind.

I don't see what the big deal is--my girlfriend makes this stuff for dinner every night. But it always makes me tired, so I go right to bed after dinner. The strange thing is, I always sleep well, but in the morning she won't talk to me. I wonder why....