This is obviously what's causing the bird flu in Hong Kong...away satan!

Hey! How come there ain't no Satanic Rubber Chicken KING? Huh? Aren't males allowed to be chickens??? What is this world coming to when a male can't be a chicken...oh, that's right...chickens are female...my bad.

Don't push that button at the bottom or you'll be amazed at the feats of javascript stupidity....it's also addicting...